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Black Bear Evasion - How to avoid them if you can, and survive when one's on your heels.
Black Bear Sightings

Your number one site for Black Bear sightings and protection. (Well, who are we kidding, evasion.)

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A mother Black Bear relaxing - after the hunt.

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Vicious jaws of fury!

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A mass of fury and evil - waiting to be unleashed.

"There's nothing more terrifying than a mother Black Bear after her cubs were approached by two innocent woodland travellers. Maybe that and Boy George." - Abraham Lincon, 1884

Too true, Abe, too true. In fact, even Boy George gets scared of Black Bears. Yet the fact is, many people don't think Black Bears are a threat to hikers, campers, or lost teenagers making a film about a witch in their local woods. Well, those people are communists. 

"But there's been less than 2 recorded Black Bear related deaths in twenty years!" some may say. But the key word in that statement is RECORDED. How can a death be recorded if THERE'S NO BODY LEFT TO RECORD IT? Black Bears are in fact a threat. They will find you. And they will kill you.

But how can I stay safe? you might ponder. Well, that's the purpose of this site: to inform people of Black Bear sightings in their area and provide helpful hints on how to evade these demons of the wood. Simply follow the links to the left to help you stay alive - when the jaws of  death are so tantalizingly close.

News Updates:

- August 27th: MGM has just announced the title of the sequel to their new thrilling movie "Snakes On A Plane": "Black Bears On A Train"! It's true! Everyone's favourite hero Samuell L. Jackson will return, this time on an Amtrak continental trip (as if that wasn't torture enough) and yes, it will be his task to get the "Mother-%$#*@& bears of the Mother-%*$#@&U train". Stay posted for more updates on this horrifying, yet easily concievable, flim.

Black Bears - The biggest threat to earth since canned bread.